Safety Match Tennis Ball Bomb PURPOSE: Somtimes finding non-safty matches is hard, or your just to phucking lazy to do it, so here's some directions to making a safety match tennis ball bomb. STUFF YOU NEED: 1 tennis ball 1 very sharp knife Tons of matches and match packages. 1 roll duct tape or some tape of that character 1 scissors 1) Take your knife and puncture a small slit in the tennis ball. It should be under 1.3 Inches, for people in Canada about 4 CM's. It should be about this big: __________ 2) Take your matches and tear the matches out of the matchbooks (the place where the matches are held.) Don't throw out the matchbooks, you'll need those for later. Now that all the matches are torn out get the scissors and cut off the top of the matches (where the colour is, or the part that you strike.) Once you've cut out many match heads put them somewhere off to the side. Now get your matchbooks and cut out that little dark brow strip on the back ( flynt). The dotted line is where you should cut. Once you have several brown strips cut them into littler places. So that they are all in little tiny brown sqares. ___________ | matchbook | | | | | |----------- | |----------- | ___________ 3) Now get all your matches and brown strips (flynts) and put them inside the tennis ball. make sure you randomize which ones you put in, so that they are mixed up. Once you have put in all the matches and brown strips the tennis ball shoul be stuffed full, if not you'll need to add more. 4) This is a very important part, so read carefully. Get your duct tape or other tape and tape the tenis ball up all around. MAKE SURE THIS IS EXTREMLY TIGHT! When you are finished you should have a tennis ball tottaly coverd in tape. 5) Your know done.......I recommend taking it out into a back alley or some place that doesen't have many people. Smash the tennis ball VERY hard on the concrete and it should explode. NOTE: Feel free to spread this txt file around the net, I just ask that you don't vandalize it or claime its your work on the net by changing the name. Afterall I woulden't do this to you, and this is free. So have fun all.... By Gehenna